Monday, December 9, 2013

A Tale of Two Turkeys


“Wow!  This is the best turkey I’ve ever had.  I didn’t know that turkey breast didn’t have to be dry.”

--- One of the guests at our last Thanksgiving dinner

 

A TALE OF TWO TURKEYS

Every once and a while you have to do something yourself.  Barbeque is no exception.  Now, I am certainly not a competitive barbeque chef, but for the last twenty years, or so, I have been barbequing very well received turkeys in a Weber Kettle®.   There is no great secret to this.  I simply thaw a frozen Butterball® turkey, oil it up, loosely stuff it with a chopped onion, garlic and fresh herbs, and do it, by the numbers, just the way the instruction book says.  Admittedly there are a couple of tricks.  I use natural lump charcoal, (mesquite is what’s easily available in this area,) and Jack Daniels® Whiskey Barrel smoke chips.  They come out golden, moist and tasty every time. 

Family tradition dictates that I barbeque one of the Thanksgiving turkeys.  This year I did both of them.  In thanks for handling some family business my siblings gifted me a Big Green Egg®.  I had seen them at some high end kitchen appliance stores, but had never paid much attention to them.  I didn’t even know that they are considerably different from the Weber Kettle®.  My first clue to the difference was when the delivery driver took the box off the truck with a small fork lift.  This thing is heavy. 

After it was dollied back to its position on my patio I opened the box and discovered that it was made of ceramics.  It consists of a glazed bottom shell into which you insert a ceramic fire box with a fire ceramic ring on top of that to support the grill.  The glazed top shell has a spring counter balanced steel hinge for opening which is attached to both shells with steel clamp bands.  The whole thing is supported on a heavy, sturdy steel stand with wheels.  None of the individual parts were too heavy for my wife and me to lift together, so we easily assembled it.

Well, maybe not that easily.  Some years back my automotive tool box was stolen from my car.  Among the contents was my torque wrench.  Shortly thereafter my wife and I bought Subaru cars, which are completely electronic (They don’t even have distributors!) and I stopped working on cars, so I never replaced the torque wrench.  The instructions for attaching the hinge clamps on the Big Green Egg had several torque callouts.  (Yes, I do read the instructions before assembling something.  When all else fails, read the instructions.)  Since the shells are ceramic it’s easy to see why they emphasize the torque settings on the clamp bolts for the straps.  You don’t want to crack anything.  Anyway, I am once again the owner of a torque wrench.

Now that I had it together I had to learn to use it.  Basically, you fill the fire box with natural lump charcoal, (Never use briquettes in one of these.), and light it off.  Once the fire is built you control it with the upper and lower vents.  There is a thermometer that pokes through the top shell to make this task more precise.  Since the whole thing is ceramic, the mass of it retains heat which probably makes it more economical of charcoal since you can build the fire in it, heat the whole thing up, and keep the temperature controlled for hours.  Oddly, the Egg did not come with an instruction manual other than for assembly and safety procedures.  I had to download the cooking instructions from their web site.   I started with a nice roasting chicken for practice.  The chicken takes longer per pound than a turkey.  This may have something to do with the ratio of cavity to meat…the turkey is less dense.  I discovered that it is difficult to control the temperature in my egg below 300 degrees.  This is fine for poultry, cuts of meat that do not require long slow smoking, and things that require higher temperatures like pizzas, but might be problematical for ribs, or brisket.  I only had a couple of weeks to practice, but I felt ready for Thanksgiving.

We had 22 people coming for dinner so we got two 14 pound birds.  Sharon decided to make a spice and herb rub and a cranberry barbeque sauce for the bird done in the Egg.  The rub goes under the skin of the bird.  The sauce goes on the last 15 minutes of cooking.  I decided to use cherry wood smoke chips with this bird.  I started the fire about 45 minutes before the turkey went in to make sure I had control of the temperature which was 325 degrees (F).  The turkey was supported in a V-roasting rack sitting on a grill rack that was atop a shallow roasting pan that was on the grill.  I had the Egg positioned on the patio near one of the den windows so I could check the thermometer without going outside.  The Big Green Egg® does not require as much fire tending as the Weber Kettle®.

The bird in the Weber Kettle® was done in the usual way using the indirect heat method with the two side holders for the charcoal and a drip pan between them under the grill directly under the bird.  This requires fire tending every half-hour since the charcoal holders are small. 

With both birds I started checking the breast and thighs with an instant read thermometer about an hour before they were scheduled to come out to make sure that they were done just right.  They both came out on schedule and were taken inside and tented with foil for a half hour to get firm enough for carving.  Both birds were moist and juicy, and I can’t say that the one done in the Egg was any better than the one done in the kettle.   Twenty-two people devoured 28 pounds of turkey, not to mention all the other things on the menu.  There were almost no leftovers, just enough for a sandwich, a turkey burrito (I live in California, get over it!) and a few tidbits for the cats.  If I had to give my own barbequed turkey a rating it would be a 10.

Here’s the complete menu:

               A Down Home Thanksgiving

                                               Appetizers

Artisan Cheeses                   Soft Pretzels

Other temptations

 

Main Course

Sage and Thyme Smoked Turkey             Cranberry Barbequed Turkey

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy               Sea Salt Sweet Potatoes

Mac and Cheese Cupcakes

Peanut Coleslaw                   Green Beans Gremolata

Baking Powder Biscuits     Rosemary Olive Corn Bread

 

Desserts

Pumpkin Pie             Apple Pie            Pecan Pie

Assorted Cookies

Monday, November 4, 2013

Bludso's Bar-&-Que


“...it was so rich and exotic I was seduced into taking one bite and then another as I tried to chase the flavors back to their source.”

---Ruth Reichl


BLUDSO’S BAR-&-QUE

609 N. La Brea Ave

Los Angeles, CA 90036

323-931-2583

5:00 PM to 10:00 PM          Monday through Friday

12:00 PM to 10:00 PM        Saturday

10:00 AM to 8:00 PM          Sunday (Barbeque starts at 12:00 PM)


 

Finding parking on trendy La Brea can be a challenge depending on the time of day.  Fortunately, if you are there at the wrong time of day, Bludso’s has valet parking.  This is a storefront location about a block south of Melrose.  A little bit north of Melrose is Pink’s Hot Dogs, which has a line around it, any time of day, that makes you think that they must be giving them away.  Bludso’s certainly is different from a hot dog stand (No matter how famous is the hot dog stand.)

Entering you will be greeted by a bubbling hostess.  Behind the hostess’ station is a chalk board that informs you what meats are still available that day.  The hostess will show you to your seat.  The seat will either be at a wooden picnic style table, or if there is just one or two of you, a plastic chair at a table for two.  If you are in a drinking mood you could sit at the long bar.  (Well, somewhat long, fifteen chairs.)   It appears that people are unusually friendly and intimate at this place as they lean in for conversation.   The interior is all hard surfaces, done in five shades of gray, and with even a few people carrying on normal conversations it gets rather noisy.  They’re just leaning in close to hear each other.  To top it off, there is music playing and there are ten flat screen TV’s around the room.  At the time we were there they were all tuned to the ever present different sports channels.

On the table you will find a paper towel dispenser and a box or bucket of real metal flatware.  Another thing on the table is a dispenser bottle of what appears to be jalapeno vinegar.  Neither of us had the nerve to try it.  Also on the table are a tab card sized menu, (For those of you don’t know what a tab card was or are not old enough to have actually seen one, it is a little larger than a dollar bill.) and a check-the-box style order card such as you would find at a build your own burger bar.  At least you know that you never have to worry about your order being written down wrong.  Oh, yes, everything is a la carte and all the meat items are sold by weight.  If you ask for water, the server brings you each a red plastic drinking glass and a pitcher full of water.  They fill your glass and leave the pitcher definitely comes in handy when the food arrives.

Naturally, with a check-the-box style order card, the menu is a bit limited.   The available meats are Brisket, Pulled Pork, and Rib Tips sold by the quarter, half and whole pound, Ribs sold by the half and full rack, Chicken sold by the half and whole, and Hot Links sold individually.  The only combo is the tray which has all the meats and all the sides intended to serve six to eight people and selling for $95.  Sides available are Mac & Cheese, Coleslaw, Potato Salad, Baked Beans, Collard Greens, Bread and Butter Pickles, and Corn Bread.  Desserts are Cobbler a la Mode, Red Velvet Cake, Banana Pudding (something of a specialty), and Scoops Ice Cream. 

Sharon and I ordered quarter pounds of all the meats, a half rack of ribs, a half chicken, and a hot link to get a good sampling of the que.  Our server took the order (well, picked it up) and the food arrived promptly.  The one thing not listed on the menu was the traditional touch of the two sliced of white bread that came with the order.  Our sever gave us each a small plate and presented the meats, all on a metal baking sheet, and the cups of side orders on another baking sheet.  The meat is served dry, definitely a plus, and there are two sauces, a mild and hot.

Brisket

Texas style brisket should be tender and moist, and this is.  This looked just right, but unfortunately, it was also too fatty, and overdone, to the point that it was tasteless and did not look or taste like it had been smoked.  Since the brisket was highly recommended by the magazine article that brought Bludso’s Bar & Que to our attention this was more than a bit of a disappointment.

Pulled Pork

The article also said that the pulled pork was bland.  So, we were pleasantly surprised that this day the pulled pork was some of the best we’ve had recently.  It was tender and very flavorful with a lovely smoke ring.   I also made a pulled pork sandwich using the white bread and the coleslaw.  If they put sandwiches on the menu here this one will be quite popular.

Rib Tips

Not only were these rib tips unusually meaty, but they were wonderfully flavorful and were probably the best looking rib tips I have seen. The smoke ring on the cut ends was gorgeous!  The rub used is a bit spicy, not a problem for me but it left Sharon reaching for the bread.  They are not fall-off-the-bone tender, but are certainly worth ordering.  The couple at the table next to us loved them so much they make a second order of nothing but rib tips and then took another order home.  They seemed to be determined to run the restaurant out of them.

Ribs

The same spicy rub used on all the meats was used on the pork ribs.  They were a tad dry, but that’s being picky since they were as flavorful as the rib tips and very, very meaty.  Yes, order the ribs.  Note: if you too find the rub used on the ribs a little too spicy, the mild barbeque sauce slathered on them will help to cut the pepperiness.

Chicken

Somehow, the chicken didn’t look barbecued when we cut into it.  Other than the somewhat strange appearance, barbequed chicken doesn’t come any better than this.  It was moist, done through, and had a great smoky flavor.  It also passed the kitty test.

Hot Link

Not bad, but not the greatest we’ve ever had, this hot link is generously sized, and not too hot.  It is just a tad mealy in texture and does not have the juicy “pop” you expect when you cut into a good link.  It is nicely seasoned, and the heat sneaks up on you with an after bite.  There is a surprise after you have eaten it…as my wife pointed out later, “Something garlicky this way comes.”

Mac and Cheese

Now this is one of those places where Sharon and I disagree.  She prefers a mac and cheese where the pasta is cooked al dente and then combined with a rich cheese sauce.  Baked mac and cheese is not her thing.  I like a baked mac and cheese where the cooked pasta is mixed with shredded cheese, maybe with a crumb topping and backed until the cheese is melted and infused through the pasta.  I like the cheesy crust.  The mac and cheese here is baked.  It is rich and has at great cheddary flavor.  Sharon says it’s just OK, but I really like it,

Coleslaw

If you have to do conventionally dressed coleslaw, this is the way to do it.  The cabbage is finely shredded so that the flavors of the other ingredients and the dressing have a chance to mix well and it doesn’t just taste like raw cabbage with some dressing on it.  It’s a little wet, just short of being “overdressed”, but goes quite well on a pulled pork sandwich.  That even applies the next day when the sandwich is made with leftovers.

Baked Beans

These beans are not overcooked, not too sweet, somewhat piquant and quite flavorful.  And, best of all, loaded with chunks of pork.  In short, while not breaking any new culinary ground, they are a bit more than just a competent side order of beans.

Collard Greens

Collard greens are basically poor people’s food.  However, I have found places that have attempted to make culinary art from the lowly greens.  Some of these efforts have failed and some are positively sublime.  No such effort has been made here.  These are a totally traditional preparation of greens (well, almost…).  Not that there is anything wrong with that, since they are really good greens.  They were not overcooked and quite savory.  The slices of jalapeno pepper cooked in with them were a bit of a surprise, but I found them before I ate one.  With the exception of the jalapeno slices, these are greens that I would give to someone who doesn’t like greens in an attempt to convert them.

Corn Bread

This was a sheet pan corn bread that seemed to have a touch of honey in it.  It is better than average for this kind of corn bread, but like most is crumbly and would need very soft butter if you wanted to butter it.

Banana Pudding

It’s a bit visually disappointing for something that is supposed to be something of a specialty.  It arrives as a cute cup of creamy custard pudding with two traditional “Nilla” cookies standing up at one side, a dollop of whipped cream, and a garnish of crumbled cookie.  Digging into the custard we found just a few banana slices.  But, oh the custard!  It was very rich and creamy with a flavor that was strong on vanilla and delightfully subtle on the bananas.  It is quite conventional, but thoroughly enjoyable.

Bludso’s Bar-&-Que is a bit quirky, with a staff that is very cheerful, efficient, and helpful (at least at 4:00 PM on a Saturday).  Their food is mostly above average, but not fantastic, and they were certainly having an off day for the brisket.  The noise factor is a definite negative.  Considering everything, we give it a solid eight.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Hardy's Best BBQ


“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.”

---David McRaney

 

HARDY’S BEST BBQ

12903 Moorpark Street

Studio City, CA 91604

818-761-3830

2:00 PM to 7:30 PM            Saturday and Sunday    (Yes, that’s it!)

No Web Site

 

If you don’t know about this, and no one recommends it, you will never find this place.  And, if you live in the area, you might be missing something.  This operation is in a small neighborhood market that has stood on the corner of Coldwater Canyon and Moorpark for years.  The smoker is out in the parking lot so the smell of the smoking meat greets you when you drive in.  Yes, there is a single picnic table between the smoker and the market entrance, but this is strictly take-out.  Go into the market and order at the meat and deli counter.

The menu is simple.  You can order one or two meat combo plates with two sides, sandwiches with one side, half a chicken with or without sides, or individual sausages.  Your choices are Pulled Pork, Beef Ribs, Baby Back Ribs, Tri-Tip, Brisket, Chicken and Chicken or Pork Sausage.  The hot sides are Corn-On-The-Cob, Baked Potato or Spanish rice.  The cold sides are any of the salads from the deli case.  

We ordered two combo plates, Sharon’s with Beef Ribs and Baby Back Ribs, and mine with Tri-tip and Chicken.  I also ordered a couple of Sausages.  All the deli salads looked good but most had some kind of bell pepper or onion in them so Sharon ordered a Baked Potato and a Fruit Salad.  I ordered that Coleslaw and some of the great looking Red Potato Salad.  There were other people ordering at the same time and here we had a problem.  It seems that a little confusion happened behind the counter since when we got home Sharon discovered that her plate had Brisket and Chicken and mine had Tri-tip and Baby Back Ribs.  It wasn’t really a problem since I wanted to try the Brisket anyway, and all the combo plates are the same price, but it was annoying and I’ll bet the other customer was surprised when he discovered that he had Beef Ribs and not Brisket.

Baby Back Ribs

These ribs certainly looked right, properly smoked.  While they seem to be a little dry, they were not tough and the flavor was so good that a bit of dryness could be forgiven.  They are not the best baby backs I’ve ever had and definitely not fall-off-the-bone tender, but not bad.

Brisket

It’s not exactly the Texas style brisket I consider the standard of excellence but it’s juicy, tender and flavorful.  I would prefer a bit more smoke in the flavor, and maybe it could use a bit more rub and definitely cooked not quite as long, but unless your mother is a Texas pit master it’s probably better than the brisket you grew up with.  (Assuming your mother made brisket.)

Tri-tip

This is a good, well smoked, flavorful, tender tri-tip.  They slice it a bit thinner than I would prefer, but it is still juicy and not over cooked with a nice smoke ring.  While not destination que, I would call this better than simply competent tri-tip.

Chicken

Maybe it was because we were there an hour before closing, but the chicken seemed to have been in the smoker too long.  It was definitely a bit dry, but you couldn’t argue that it had been smoked and it did taste good.  It was annoying that we were not given a choice of white meat or dark.  All we got was legs and thighs.  We would have preferred white meat.

Pork Sausage

One look tells you that this is an in-house made sausage.  It is not hot but well spiced, with a delightful combination of herbs.  It is flavorful and juicy.  Great sausage Italian style!  They also have chicken sausage if you don’t eat pork.  Of course, then one wonders why you would be reading a blog dedicated to barbeque.

Coleslaw

The coleslaw is more than competent.  It is a shredded two cabbage with carrots and herbs slaw that is just the way I like it.  And, best of all, for a deli counter slaw, it is not too wet.

Red Potato Salad

It has just the right sized potato chunks with onions, cilantro with a mayonnaise dressing with a touch of mustard and other seasonings.  It is well balanced and smooth without being over mixed.  Again, this is a salad from a deli counter.  How can you go wrong?

Baked Potato

It’s just a baked potato, so what can go wrong?  Well, that’s the problem.  It’s just a baked potato, that’s all.  Beside, this is takeout and the potatoes have a range limitation.  If you drive too far to get home they get cold.  We had to pop it into the microwave for a few seconds when we got home, and then we had to add our own toppings.

Fruit Salad

Another deli counter salad consisting of chunks of watermelon, cantaloupe, casaba melon, pineapple and apples.  It was fresh, moist but nothing special yet refreshing when paired with all the meat.

Hardy’s Best BBQ is probably one of the best kept secrets in the Valley.  They have been doing this on weekends for twenty-eight years and we just found out about it yesterday.  Some of the meats and sides are quite good, but the rest of the meat was mediocre and the mixing up of the orders and the baked potato left us with some negative feelings.   Although maybe we should let it stay a secret, overall we give it a seven.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Barbeque 152


“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.

---Sue Grafton

BARBEQUE 152

8295 Monterey Road  (Highway 152)

Gilroy, CA 95020

408-842-4499

11:30 AM to 9:00 PM          Every Day

        bbq152.com

(Note:  Except for the directions page, this site is under construction at this writing.)

Barbeque 152 turned up in one of our Google searches of barbeque in the Gilroy area.  We had to drive over Highway 152 anyway to get back and forth between Gilroy and Watsonville during our stay, (OK we could have driven around on 129, but the road is fun.) and we found the place easily. 

It looks like a converted hamburger stand.  It even has a drive-thru window.  When you drive into the lot you know you are in for barbeque.  There are two large, boxy smokers going just outside with a rick of oak against the wall.  Even though it is in Gilroy, the Garlic Capital of the World, you smell the wood, not garlic.  Inside, it’s clean, bright and simple with a flat screen TV on one wall tuned to the inevitable sports channel.  You order from the counter, and they bring your order to the table.

Sharon and I ordered two meat combos, hers with Pork Ribs and Chicken, and mine with Pulled Pork and Tri-tip.  The combos come with Garlic Bread and only one side each.  Sharon ordered the Beans and I ordered Cole Slaw and an extra side of Potato Salad.  They also have BBQ Packs for large parties and sell smoked meat by the pound and the rack of ribs.  The service was fast as you would expect of someplace that has a drive-thru.  The que is served the way we like it, dry with the sauce on the side

Tri-tip

They have tri-tip down to a science.  It’s served sliced, but not too thin.  The meat is tender and juicy with a perfect smoke ring.  It is as good as it gets anywhere!  Definitely try the tri-tip.

Pork Ribs

The appearance was perfect with beautiful color and smoke ring.  They were not fall off the bone tender and while good not exceptional.  If they get the ribs to the same level of perfection as the Tri-tip they will really have something. 

Pulled Pork

The pulled pork is very good.  Not quite as flavorful as some I have had in the South, but on the top rung for California que.  It would make a great pulled pork sandwich when topped with a great slaw.  (See below.)

Chicken

So many places that have barbequed chicken really have a roasted chicken with barbeque sauce.  The chicken here is thoroughly smoked, not chased through the smoker.  It made a good leftover, but didn’t have a chance to pass the kitty test because I didn’t let them have any.

Beans

The beans were simply prepared, and not too sweet.  There seemed to be some cayenne in them because they definitely had a tang to them.  Sharon’s mouth burned a little after she ate it.  These are side dish beans that are a little better than average.

Cole Slaw

Here is another competent, chopped cabbage slaw with a cream style dressing.  It is not too wet and has a pleasant tang to it.  I haven’t tried this on a pulled pork sandwich, but you if you’ve been reading this you know that I would prefer a shredded slaw on a sandwich both for taste and to make a more stable sandwich.

Potato Salad

Again, this is a competently done side dish that looks, tastes, and feels on the tongue like it was done in house, and didn’t come in a container from Smart and Final.

The place looks like a converted burger joint.  It’s simple, and clean, but not dramatic.  The tri-tip is to die for and indicates that there is a lot of potential here.  The rest of the que is very good, but not fabulous.  It’s not destination barbeque, but if you are in the Gilroy area at lunch or dinner time, you would be doing yourself a favor by stopping in.  Even the local gendarmes patronize the place. We give it an eight.

Central Texan BBQ


THIS PLACE IS GONE!



“One of the very best things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.”

---Luciano Pavarotti

CENTRAL TEXAN BBQ

10500 Merritt Street

Castroville, CA 95012

831-633-2285

11:00 AM to 9:00 PM          Monday through Sunday

No Web Site


The last time we were in the area we were taking California 183 from US 101 to California 1 and passed through Castroville, the Artichoke Capital of the World.  Just as we were almost through the town, a couple of minutes even at thirty miles per hour, (As in most small towns, don’t speed.), we spotted the Central Texan BBQ.  Now we would have stopped to try it on the way back, but we had already decided to try a barbeque restaurant down the coast, but we decided to come back the next chance we got.  This last weekend was our chance.

This time we deliberately intended to try Central Texan.  The plan was to check into our mote, in Watsonville, then casually drive to Castroville, about 12 miles away, to meet some family at the restaurant.  Instead, we ran into some construction delays (Do not drive North on 101 from LA to Santa Barbara until they have all this @#&% construction finished!) and weather, (All wheel drive gives you a lot of confidence at highway speeds in heavy rain…probably more than it should.)  And what should have been a five hour trip took seven and a half hours.  We were only a half hour late and everyone we were meeting was over twenty-one so they sat and drank beer while they waited for us to show up.

Central Texan BBQ is right on Merritt Street, Castroville’s, main drag, and has its own parking lot, but you have to drive around on the side street to get into the lot.  It’s in a wooden building that could be in rural “Anytown USA” and looks a bit worn.  Looking around inside, someone politely remarked, “Well, it’s interesting.”  The owner, Don, is a genuine Southwestern character, who looks like he had been ridden hard and put away wet.  You really have to pay attention to what he is saying and take some of it with a very large grain of salt.  I wouldn’t say the atmosphere is casual, but if you call the restaurant he answers the phone, “This is Don.”

You take a tray and silverware from the table by the drink dispensers, read the menu that on the wall behind them, and order, cafeteria style, at the meat counter.  Don cuts the meat and puts it on your plate along with a singularly tasty slice of bread and a generous slice of sweet onion.  You take the tongs and pull your two dill pickle spears that come with the meal from the big jar and get your bowl of beans from the person at the register.  Then you go to the salad bar to get your green salad.  You pay extra for a bowl of coleslaw or potato salad because Don found that too many people were leaving coleslaw and potato salad on the tables and he doesn’t like to waste food.  They can run out of meat and if Don doesn’t like the look of what’s in the market some days he won’t buy some cuts, so you have to ask if all the items on the menu are available when you order.

Sharon and I both ordered two meat combo plates, hers with Pork Ribs, Turkey, (they were out of chicken), and mine was with Ham and Pork Shoulder.  If they had sausage that day I would have gotten a three meat combo.  My daughter ordered a Brisket plate so I mooched some off of her.  Sharon just had the Pinto Beans, but I ordered Potato Salad and Coleslaw just to sample them.  We both skipped the “salad” bar.  You would expect a lovely array of fresh, locally grown vegetable items on the salad bar, but alas it wasn’t to be.  I have yet to figure out why salad bars in rural areas that grow the vegetables we all purchase and enjoy for our home tables, is usually sadly lacking in the fresh, crisp, farm-to-table salad items and instead are heavy on the ambrosia/potato salad/jello mold genre.  But I digress.  Meat here is served up dry but there were squeeze bottles of barbeque sauce on the tables, one regular, and one called Louisiana Spicy.

Pork Shoulder

Even though it has been in the smoker for far longer than at most places this pork is still wonderfully tender and juicy.  The smoke ring is visible and their outside bark is extremely flavorful.  Pull it apart, put it on a sandwich with some good slaw, (see below first), and you have a great pulled pork sandwich.

Ham

If you think you have had a smoked ham you have never had one like this.  It was probably in the smoker for about thirty hours and you get it hot right out of the smoker, and it is still juicy, not dry.  If you have any recipes that call for ham it might be worth buying some of this by the pound and using it in the recipes to see how different it can be.

Turkey

They were out of chicken so we tried the turkey breast.  Now I know from turkey, since I smoke a whole turkey every Thanksgiving to rave reviews from family and friends.  (My secret is using white oak from used whisky barrels.)  This turkey was great.  When you try turkey at many barbeque places you get the feeling that they chased the turkey through the smoker.  Not here, the turkey here is properly smoked while still remaining moist. 

Pork Ribs

These were a little disappointing.  The flavor was good, definitely smoked, but they were a little dry.  I have the feeling that they were in the smoker a little too long.

Beef Brisket

This is done the way they do it in Texas.  When Don pulled the brisket out of the smoker and threw it on the cutting board the meat lay there and quivered.  It was absolutely melt in your mouth tender, fully beef flavored and juicy.  From the outside “bark” right through the middle it was perfection. 

Pinto Beans

These beans are not the kind to make a meal of but are a competent side order.  They are not too sweet, a common problem with side order beans, in fact they are not sweet at all, but have a better than average, somewhat piquant flavor. 

Coleslaw

This is a conventional chopped slaw, with a cream style dressing.  It is not too sweet nor is it served too wet.  I prefer a shredded slaw and find this one rather pedestrian.  If you don’t have a cabbage craving it’s not worth the extra cost.

Potato Salad

It was a basic, competent potato salad, not too wet, and not over mixed with the potatoes in distinct cubes.  OK, it’s an ordinary, not mushy potato salad, but doesn’t have much else to recommend it.  Again, it’s not worth the extra cost.

Is this destination barbeque?  Well, the meat maybe.  I drove 325 miles to get there this time.  That may be pushing it a bit, but given the que and the company of family it was certainly worth it.  If you anywhere near the area you have no excuse not to try it.  The meat, with the exception of the Pork Ribs that day, is great.  The que can only go so far.  If you live in the area you might be more likely to buy the meat by the pound to go.  The experience is authentic and kind of fun, so it’s a bit hard to be critical, but considering that there are lots of barbeque places that are fun and have authentic que, that don’t look like they are standing because the termites are holding hands, we are.  Taken as a whole, the experience doesn’t rate over seven and a half.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Rancho Nipomo BBQ


“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”

--- George Bernard Shaw

 

RANCHO NIPOMO BBQ

108 Cuyama Lane

Nipomo, CA 93444

805-925-3500

11:00 AM to 7:00 PM          Tuesday through Thursday

11:00 AM to 8:00 PM          Friday and Saturday

10:00 AM to 7:00 PM          Sunday

Closed                                   Monday


 

Two Mondays ago found us driving from Santa Maria to Pismo Beach trying to find barbecue places, some of our favorite old haunts, and new ones we’d researched.  Most of the old ones and some of the new ones were no longer there.  Some of them were victims of creeping commercialization, new shopping malls and other commercial development.  Others, although we may never really know, were probably victims of themselves.  Most of the searching, sightseeing, (and shopping if the truth be known.) was done early in the day before we were hungry.  When we finally became peckish we decided to search out a recommended place that was actually quite close to Santa Maria where we started, the Rancho Nipomo BBQ.

The Rancho Nipomo BBQ is located just north of the Santa Maria River bridge (Still undergoing widening reconstruction, but that’s an issue for another blog.), just barely into San Luis Obispo County on the 101 freeway, at the route 166 off ramp.  It’s on the west side of the freeway in a little industrial area bounded by a cleaning supply, a brewery, a cement plant, some kind of construction company, a pest control company, and an RV service company.  The parking lot holds maybe five cars including the handicapped space.  It is housed in a charming little, pueblo style building with a sizable metal roofed canopy alongside to cover the outside eating area and the small stage that they use for live entertainment.  There is a large, metal horse sculpture in front.  Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see the inside since our informant did not tell us that they were closed on Mondays.  It would not have mattered if we had tried them on the weekend since they were closed on that particular weekend for a family wedding.  That’s how we ended up driving all the way to San Luis Obispo to go to Mo’s.  (See previous post.)

Tuesday we had a light breakfast, lounged about our room until check out time, and took a short drive across the river to try Rancho Nipomo again.  This time success!  We arrived about 11:45am and were fortunate enough to find a parking space in the lot.  Inside the metal is softened by some rustic wood.  The order counter is a couple of steps away from the door making it a bit tight when there are a lot of people waiting to order.  From what we saw while we were there during the lunch hour there are usually a lot of people waiting to order.  I would say more than half the people there were there for takeout orders.  The menu is on the wall to the left of the entrance and there are also daily specials on a dry wipe board above the table that has a guest book.  There are some tables scattered around the miniscule dining room and a salsa bar to add spice to your gustatory choice. 

The menu is extensive with barbeque, burgers, and other sandwiches, along with a selection of Mexican style items. (Try the smoked pastrami if you want some different que.  Well, actually pastrami is by definition smoked, but this is barbequed.)   However, they do not have the usual combo plates we would order so I ordered a BBQ Tri-tip Sandwich, and Sharon ordered a Half-Slab of BBQ Pork Ribs both orders with barbecue sauce on the side.  The ribs come with two sides and the sandwich one so we ordered Rice, Miss Molly’s Macaroni Salad, and West Coast Chili Beans.  On the order counter was a basket of large, wrapped Pink Pig Cookies that were just too darn cute to resist so we bought one for ourselves and one to take to our daughter.  We were given a table number and went to the outside area to take a table and wait for our food.

BBQ Tri-tip Sandwich

The barbeque here is the best of both worlds, the slow smoked barbeque style done with Central Coast meat with California red oak.  I normally complain about tri-tip being sliced too thin, but no complaints here even though the meat is sliced deli-style, super thin, and across the grain.  It is piled high on a toasted, fresh Teleta bread roll (Actually, it seemed like a whole bread.) and it does not lack juiciness or flavor.  This is the way tri-tip should taste.  It was also very generous.  I could only eat half of it.  The other half went into a container in the powered cooler we keep in the car when we travel and became my lunch the next day.  For the revisit I put some coleslaw (It was from another barbeque place, I did not try the coleslaw here.) on it like a pulled pork sandwich and the experiment was successful.

BBQ Pork Ribs

Sharon and I agree that you can’t find ribs much better than these.  They are slow-smoked, full of red oak flavor, and juicy.  I suppose they could have been completely fall off the bone tender, but that’s being picky. The sauce complemented them well but was entirely unnecessary.  Interestingly enough, the barbeque sauce seems pork oriented to us.  It works very well on the ribs but tastes a bit funny on the tri-tip.  That’s O.K. since the tri-tip doesn’t need it anyway.  The leftover ribs were good nuked a couple of days later.

West Coast Chili Beans

Anyplace this would be chili, not just a side order of barbeque beans.  The menu describes is as “pinto beans, quality beef chorizo, tri-tip, white onion, and our secret chili seasonings”.   We describe it as simply great!  We took home leftovers of these too, and they ended up on some really great, homemade, chili cheese dogs.  We got the idea off the Rancho Nipomo menu, so if you are in a hot dog mood when you are there…  And, as good as this is they also have a full on chili on the menu!

Miss Molly’s Macaroni Salad

More than a simply competent macaroni salad, this has a slight bite to it, but is not too wet, and not too spicy.  It is simply very tasty.  The pasta was el dente with chopped celery, sliced black olives, chopped onion (very light on the onions) and some chopped pimento.  The mayonnaise was lightly seasoned and made this a very nice side to contrast with the barbequed ribs and the accompanying chili. 


Rice

This was a very savory cup of Mexican style rice with a bit of tomato and mildly spiced.  The rice was not clumped as is typical with rice cooked in large batches.  Sharon approved and I used the leftovers in a dish a few days later.

Pink Pig Cookie

As our daughter said after she ate hers…Yummy!  An iced sugar cookie definitely worth the price.

This little industrial bottom end of Nipomo is one of the more unlikely places to find a place to eat let alone one with great barbeque, but Rancho Nipomo BBQ has really great barbeque.  We got turned on to Rancho Nipomo by one of the servers at The Pantry in Santa Maria while we were there for breakfast.  One thing we are not afraid to do when traveling to find good que is ask the locals.  The tip led us to a very satisfying final meal out during our brief sojourn/road trip/mini vacation in the central coast. 

Authentic Central Coast style barbeque is done directly over the fire.  Twenty years ago we loved it.  Now, at the risk of being considered barbeque snobs, I will have to admit that we much prefer the slow smoked Southern style.  This is what they have at Rancho Nipomo.  They proudly say ‘Smoked in Oak’ on their menus and their signage, and they certainly can be proud.  This is destination barbeque.  We rate it nine.